Anthony gets right into Thursday's show showing us a woman in Chicago who was sucker punched on the street, a similar case of a crazy person punching women in the NYC subway, Elliot Page looking very sad, and NY Governor candidate Bruce Blakeman simping for Islam. We then see a drunk Australian news anchor covering the Olympics and then apologizing for it, a cheerful fellow doing a little jig on the subway, a Florida man who was let out early only to stab a teen in the neck, Whoopi rambling on about DEI, Obama saying aliens exist and Trump trolling the media about it. We then see a 23 year old woman who was luring 12-15 year old boys online, a student protest about ICE, and a giant man going insane on a plane.