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2 WOKE 2 FUCK - STRENGTH THRU JOY

The episode: Our two favorite uberLib phonies talk about the politics of joy and why they feel it.
The show: Since 2018, 2W2F has followed the precepts of woke culture to their logical conclusions. It's wonky with extra editing and odd character reveals.

Sep 03rd, 2024

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